Social Distancing Showering Merit Badge
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Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be problematic. There is no such thing as social distance showering. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You have failed to shower using the excuse that you are trying to conserve on water and soap.
You feel that there is no need to shower because you are not going out anyway.
You think that with social distancing others will not be able to smell you if you do not shower.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be problematic. There is no such thing as social distance showering. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You have failed to shower using the excuse that you are trying to conserve on water and soap.
You feel that there is no need to shower because you are not going out anyway.
You think that with social distancing others will not be able to smell you if you do not shower.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
||
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
||
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
||
Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |