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Cow Tipping Merit Badge
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What a sport. No really this does work. Try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have:
Tipped a cow over sideways. Period.
Now there are some tricks to making this happen. First of all you need to pick the right size cow. If they are too small they will just run away. If they are too big you could get a hernia trying. If you pick a bull, they might tip you over. Next you will need to be pushing from the side. Pushing from the front just makes them mad. Pushing from the back can get your "dirty". Now that you have piced the right size cow and are ready to push from the side, give it all you have and presto over goes the cow.
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
What a sport. No really this does work. Try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have:
Tipped a cow over sideways. Period.
Now there are some tricks to making this happen. First of all you need to pick the right size cow. If they are too small they will just run away. If they are too big you could get a hernia trying. If you pick a bull, they might tip you over. Next you will need to be pushing from the side. Pushing from the front just makes them mad. Pushing from the back can get your "dirty". Now that you have piced the right size cow and are ready to push from the side, give it all you have and presto over goes the cow.
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
|
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
|
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Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
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