Alternative Toilet Paper Merit Badge
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The Alternative Toilet Paper Merit Badge is for that time when you were caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet paper. Know anyone who had an emergency while out and about and reached for whatever was available? Remember you can also buy this for that favorite someone.
If you want to earn this merit badge, here are some fun requirements:
Complete at least one of the following Requirements:
- You have been too cheap to carry some commercially produced toilet paper on an outdoor adventure.
- You have gathered some indigenous materials in an effort to clean yourself following a call of nature.
- Purchased Toilet Paper that feels like it should be indigenous material.
Or if you just like this merit badge and want to buy it, go right ahead. We won't check whether you completed the requirements or not 😉 .
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
The Alternative Toilet Paper Merit Badge is for that time when you were caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet paper. Know anyone who had an emergency while out and about and reached for whatever was available? Remember you can also buy this for that favorite someone.
If you want to earn this merit badge, here are some fun requirements:
Complete at least one of the following Requirements:
- You have been too cheap to carry some commercially produced toilet paper on an outdoor adventure.
- You have gathered some indigenous materials in an effort to clean yourself following a call of nature.
- Purchased Toilet Paper that feels like it should be indigenous material.
Or if you just like this merit badge and want to buy it, go right ahead. We won't check whether you completed the requirements or not 😉 .
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
||
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
||
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
||
Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |