Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge
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Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not look like it is coming to an end anytime soon. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You are just about out of gas to keep up the separation with the rest of society
You have watched all the re-runs of all the moves from the last 30 years (twice)
You have put together more puzzles in the last two months than in the previous 30 years of your life.
You have cooked every meal you had in your cookbook and are dying for some good restaurant food.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not look like it is coming to an end anytime soon. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You are just about out of gas to keep up the separation with the rest of society
You have watched all the re-runs of all the moves from the last 30 years (twice)
You have put together more puzzles in the last two months than in the previous 30 years of your life.
You have cooked every meal you had in your cookbook and are dying for some good restaurant food.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
You get a full 10 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
||
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
||
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
||
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
||
Ordering from spoofbadges is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |